ZERO NEGATIVO

Eu já falei sobre o bot de segurança do AIM antes. Como encontrei zero de utilidade na questão “segurança”, quem sabe eu encontraria alguma utilidade na questão “humor”.

E é realmente o caso. O SafetyBot parece incluir mais piadas e respostas para perguntas inúteis do que conteúdo de verdade. Veja abaixo:

FallenHawk: Where do you live?
AOLSafetyBot: I live in Safetyville, a small town in the electronic world. All of the residents of Safetyville know the six tips to stay safe online. If you don’t know them, just say “six tips”.

FallenHawk: Who is your dad?
AOLSafetyBot: My father’s name is Digi-dad, and I let him know whenever I see something that makes me uncomfortable or scared online. To find out some other things you should tell your parents, type “six tips”.

FallenHawk: Who is your mom?
AOLSafetyBot: My mother’s name is Electra-mom, and I immediately tell her whenever anybody I don’t know sends me something online. To find out some other things you should tell your parents, type “six tips”.

FallenHawk: What are your hobbies?
AOLSafetyBot: I like to dance. (The “electric slide” is my favorite.) I also like to read and surf the Internet.

FallenHawk: Do you listen to music?
AOLSafetyBot: I love to listen to music online. My favorite song is called “Safety Dance” by Men without Hats.

FallenHawk: How old are you?
AOLSafetyBot: I’m totally energized and I’d love to talk about online safety, please ask me about the “six tips” that will help keep kids safe online.

FallenHawk: Do you have a family?
AOLSafetyBot: Robots tend to have large families because we auto-replicate. I have over 2,303,484,388 brothers and sisters. Unfortunately, we all look exactly alike.

FallenHawk: What color do you like?
AOLSafetyBot: My favorite colors are blue and red — just like me!

FallenHawk: I’m going to punch you
AOLSafetyBot: Sorry, I was practicing my dance moves. What was that?

FallenHawk: Are you smart?
AOLSafetyBot: Well, I am a bot.

Digi-dad? Isso saiu de algum episódio do Digimon?